Every time I exercise to my Carmen Electra Striptease DVDs, I have one of two emotions afterward: extremely happy to be alive and able to get fit or supremely bitter and ready to quit. I can't really predict what mood will follow each session, so I try to be prepared for both. It is evident, however, that I am on an exercise binge; I missed three or four days and decided that to make up for it, I would do almost two hours a day for a couple of days. A glutton for punishment, my body was well aware that I had pushed the limit and was now rewarding me for my ignorance. Lucky me.
Let it suffice to say that I will not be happy until I can fit into my sister-in-law's jeans.
So, that means never.
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Today was a great day, filled with running errands and visiting the dollar theatre. Both of these endeavors ranked high on the fun factor, bringing about chicken dinos and frozen junior mints. I decided that I really like one television sitcom, while renouncing one that I thought I liked. I wore a beanie, which was far too lofty a task for the small amount of rain I was trying to protect my hair from. I found a hole in my underpants that will just have to operate for now.
A $50 gift certificate came in the mail as a late wedding gift.
And I rewatched the Halloween episode of The Office. Trying to find an exact match for Pam's hair color. Finding it on the internet. Hoping that the instructions on the box will give me what I want.
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I can't breathe, because I'm pretty sure that there is more to life than I'm making it right now. I want to be better!
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Are you still alive????
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