Didn't You Want to Know?

1. I can remember the time in my life when I have been insulted the most.

2. I do not miss hanging out with the people I used to hang out with.

3. I hate ending sentences incorrectly.

4. I am so much meaner than anyone in the world realizes.

5. I am tempted to use that meanness now, in one strong and vigilant direction.

6. I wish this Tylenol PM would kick in.

7. I find no fault in making assumptions about people, as long as I keep them to myself.

8. I am going to be blind and deaf by the time I'm 50.

9. Everything about working disgusts me.

10. I love my fish more than I love myself most of the time.

11. I want to be treated as an equal.

12. I am no one's plaything.

13. I never want to be treated like a baby.

14. I can think of more reasons to hate some people than I can to like them.

15. I think there is only so far that some loyalties can go.

16. I would have loved to live in Moses' time, because an eye for an eye is so much easier. And I am awesome at revenge.

17. I like to win.

18. I am good at winning.

19. If someone gets in my way, I am more likely to go over them than around them.

20. Having someone I dislike living so close means that they'll just feel the cool breeze floating in their direction even more. Yay.

21. I am happy to oblige when someone wants me to listen to them vent.

22. I can easily tune people out.

23. When I was on vicodin, I didn't really feel loopy.

24. All that I am, I owe to being a Chatfield and my father's daughter.

25. I am so tired of teaching every single damn class where I work.

26. It smells like KFC in my living room.

27. Most times, I never want to eat again.

28. I want to keep my hair up until it grows longer.

29. Me bald would be more beautiful than some girls on their wedding day.

30. I have been happy for a lot of people who have gotten together recently.