I'm retardedly addicted to biscuits. And "The Office." And anything having to do with voting someone off each week. That's it! I'm addicted to being addicted; there are no schools of thought that say being addicted is okay. Addicted! Addicted!
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I've been able to open up the cookie jar without a sound since I was 3. This is why I'm able to have a new Beta fish named The Warrior without being caught by The Man. I am so very happy that I have a new fish and that he has a cute bowl. And I'm happy that he's red! The Warrior's red and handsome. Perfect.
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And Carmen Electra is coming to my house.
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